Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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