I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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