What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
a search helicopter?!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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