So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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