Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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