It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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