He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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