if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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