If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I smell like Dick and happiness
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