She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
ok first of all what the fuck
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