I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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