Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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