Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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