ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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