ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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