I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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