Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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