He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
that may or may not have been my penis.
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