The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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