We're facebook friends in real life
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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