so that wasnt chicken after all
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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