last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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