What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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