Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I smell stomach acid.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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