she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
