I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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