If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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