I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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