Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
