five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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