I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
40s are totally the cure
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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