doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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