Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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