i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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