Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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