Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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