where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Your tits are I can't wait for
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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