Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
there's paper in my vomit.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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