I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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