3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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