Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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