Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
