Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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