Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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