no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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