I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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