There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
and she was petting her beer can
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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