she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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