how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
