and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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