Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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