well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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