Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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