The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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