i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The uberlube is also flammable
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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